When I go running:
when i run to open the door for the food i ordered
when someone finally comes out of the bathroom and i can take a shit.
when his wife come home with the kids and you gotta hurry outta the house into the car
Redwoods and me.
Da best butt on da interwebz
Okay this is a cool picture and all but who the fuck hikes in the nude?? Like don’t you need protection from the elements and what not
Nude hiking is a thing, communion with nature and what not. My dad spent a good while on the AT and saw plenty of old bearded dick.
Kiseiju Movie part 1
Mysterious worm-like aliens fall from the sky. They penetrate through the ears or nose into human beings and live off their brain while dominating the body. Now with human appearance, the parasites live among humans.
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY